January 2012
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A summary of things I learned this year---
-Just like you can’t ask someone to change, you can’t ask someone not to change.
-Love isn’t always enough. You can love someone and they can love you but unless you two are completely content in things, it’s not worth it. Doesn’t mean you love them less. Just means you understand.
-The term best friend means nothing. Don’t take it to heart.
-The people who...
December 2011
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
My mouth is dry with words I cannot verbalise
gravityhappens:
Tell me why we live like this.
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Can we all just walk around with masks on?
joynas:
Faces hidden, identities concealed at all times, betrayed only by familiar voices. The halls would be one brilliantly dark, seductive masquerade…
I guess our biggest flaw is pretending that it's...
Someone does something that hurts us. Or they do something we do not agree with. Or they begin to become a different person. And our first response is being pissed off because they aren’t the same person. But fuck that. Why stop progression? I’ve learned a handful of really important lessons in 2011, lessons that I didn’t know I needed to learn, but I think the most important...
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Is it just me or do all three of the Jonas...
I can’t Madeline.
Anonymous asked: 20
Anonymous asked: 13
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I’m raising my cat to believe that Ryan Gosling is his father.
oreodawg asked: 4. JUST BECAUSE. ;)
howcosmopolitan:
that sad and desperate moment when you follow someone then think
“omg I wonder if they’ll follow back? omg I hope we become friends because I think I love you already. omg please love me.”
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Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
Me: I know.
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I flirted with a freshman today.
Ew. Practically illegal. Gross.
But he was really hot, okay?
It's okay to be lonely.
In fact, it’s even normal.
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
pantherra:
rectumblr:
lnformation:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
i try to forget
that was the best
I still am. I still am.
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Olivia Wilde (via ihopeyouthinkofme)
fffcuk:
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
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First a certain someone invites me to a New Years...
theshygirlwholovedtosing:
WHAT IS LIFE.
It’s true guys. My grandfather IS Adele.
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gustinwhore:
sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes that celebrity doesn’t know I exist
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
okay i gotta shower and go to sleep
mynudethoughts:
allashadeofgray:
i’m exhausted and im going into the city tomorrow to see my friends before we all go abroad and such and to see the tree of course! gooodnight!
GOOD NIGHT AL. I LOVE YOU.
I AGREE WITH THE LOVE. I LOVE YOU HER TOO.
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Unpopular Opinion:
sunsgoingdown:
I don’t miss Taylor’s cowboy boots.
I mean like yeah. I don’t really miss them.
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