March 2012
*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
February 2012
vocaroo:
me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under
my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this
the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
I feel like we are on an episode of Pretty Little...
guitarsandsparklydresses:
lol. especially because nobody is calling the police.
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ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
I just got the sweetest text ever.
Mood= :)
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I really really really really want to meet Demi...
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Remember that one time when Taylor Swift was like...
Yeah.
Me too.
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Blake: I love you, Adam.
Adam: I love you too. Totally in a non sexual way.
Blake: I can't say the same.
there is no one else that i can say this to
stillbedreaming:
dramosmusic:
and there is nuthin better than to talk 2 uuu, if u have a problem i’ll be here for you cause girl you always know that
it’s us against the world.
Anonymous asked: who are you going to prom with?
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Overcoming an eating disorder is an inherently...
Because, unlike other addictions, one must redefine their relationship with their substance of choice, not eliminate it completely. The one additional factor is moderation. Now, if the addicted were good with moderation then they wouldn’t be addicted, would they? Eating disorders are just like every other addiction. Whether it be starving or puking or overeating, you’re addicted to...
“I don’t know if she swings that way but she’s really cute so that...”
– Valentina’s love life
everthorne:
wow i dont want to go to school tomorrow
it will be another day of being the kevin jonas of the school
I REALLY DONT THINK YOU GET IT
While you are going around spreading untruthful rumors about me I am dealing with real life problems? Not just depression (which by the way is a real life problem, not just a show for attention), but a million other things you don’t DESERVE to be a part of. And this is why I don’t care that you were crying or that you are so hurt by the devastation of our friendship. Because the way I...
I've been over emotional as of late.
But I just keep telling myself to be thankful, because anything is better than how numb I used to be.
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It...
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Why you should give a shit about eating disorders.
I was 10. Ten years old. Just a decade old and barely able to think for myself. Yet, I was in a position of making very adult decisions about my body, decisions no one had introduced me too. I was not encouraged by blogs on tumblr or the vast reality tv shows characterizing such disorders. I just wanted to be “skinny.”
This isn’t about me though. This is about every other...
Today marks the beginning of National Eating...
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
allyrhodesmusic:
My Immortal, originally by...
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If I was famous I would become best friends with...
and then release terrible videos/pictures of her.
It would be grand.
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Trying to keep food at a distance was a metaphor...
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I have really nice boobs, okay?
And this is just a well known fact. I didn’t know I had them until like a year and a half ago when my friend told me I did at the beach, but they’re there.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TOUCH THEM.
You have to ask first.
Plan: I will only hang out with ugly girls.
THEN BOYS WILL THINK IM THE PRETTY ONE AND WANT MY NUMBAHHH~
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Laughing at Demi Lovato with Emma.
This is our friendship basically.
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I just don't think the world understands how much...
like. what?
As the wise Taylor Swift once said "All you are is...
Dear EH,
Yes, I am aware that people will figure out who you are. And yes, I am aware that you will read this and probably get mad…but let’s face the facts: you have no right to be mad at me. I apologize that my confronting you on LIES that YOU told made you cry. But here’s a piece of advice: don’t lie if you want people to like you. I’ve made that mistake a million...
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